Lindsey's Life: Can't believe our vacation is half over!

Funny/Sweet things said at school!

5th grade student: "Lindsey teacher fat, needs diet"
Me: You are very rude!
Me: How are you today?
Student: I am soooooooooo very so so.
5th grade boy came to me and said "Lindsey Teacher, I wait for you for class because I am sad I miss you class last week." What a sweetheart, he loves English class! Sure enough he was waiting outside the door to walk with me to classs!
Having students make complete sentences using words related to days of the week: "Next year, Lindsey Teacher will go to her county". Almost correct but very cute!
April Fool's Day: I asked the student is they played any jokes. One 5th grade boy said "Teacher I told him (pointing at the student) he is handsome, but he is ugly!" So funny!
4th grade boys response after I assigned partners "Lindsey Teacher this human does not speak English".